designreaca:

Les transports en commun perturbe le trafic, autor desconhecido

HUMANIDADE, CURVEM-SE DIANTE DO NOVO REI DO PHOTOSHOP.

Sério, um Godzila de boina vestido com uma camisa do Che, com um metrô (trem?) na boca e… todo o resto. Notaram que do lado do “morra transporte opressor” lá de cima há dois “chomp chomp”? (Peraí, de quem é o Metrô, mesmo? O cara usou Photoshop nos fatos também?)

Nota final: 7/10 Olavitos 

I’M DYING

SEND HELP PLEASE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

diedholdinghands:

places i would like to be

  • new york

places i am not

  • new york

things i would like to own

  • broadway tickets

things i do not own

  • broadway tickets

whereisyourredscaaahf:

Overly attached musical theater boyfriend.

blakkensoul:

13 and 18. Another 413 art.

Those kids and how they became gods.

Every time I see a post about hymens and virginity, I need to say this and reiterate it and just make everyone understand:

your first time is not supposed to hurt

your first time is not supposed to hurt

your first time is not supposed to hurt

IT IS NOT A REQUIREMENT TO BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME

REASONS YOU MIGHT BLEED FOR YOUR FIRST TIME:

  • Not enough lubrication.
  • Not enough preparation.
  • Not enough foreplay.
  • Your partner is a giant dicksplash.

TIPS AND HINTS FOR YOUR FIRST TIME THAT I WISH I HAD:

  • LUBE IS YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND! Yes the vagina secretes a fluid that can act as a natural lubricant but that is not enough for vaginal sex. And for some women (like myself), they do not secrete nearly enough for even penetration, let alone sex. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH LUBE.
  • FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY!!! You want to be good and turned on, like super turned on, coz the more you’re aroused, the more pliant and warm your vagina is going to be, and it’s more likely to allow a dick in without tearing. Like even when you’re giving birth, doctors nowadays will actually massage the outer rim of your vagina so that everything loosens up and allows A FUCKING BABY TO BE BORN WITHOUT TEARING YOU.
  • PREPARATION (WHICH IS SOMEWHAT RELATED TO FOREPLAY)!!!! If you have never had anything in your vagina before, you’re probs gonna need a couple fingers in there to help you loosen up. This can easily be tied into foreplay.
  • A GENTLE, UNDERSTANDING LOVER WHO KNOWS AND RESPECTS THE ABOVE HINTS!!!! You don’t have to be in love with the person you first have sex with, but it should be someone who respects you and your boundaries!!! Before having sex with someone, explain to them these things and your masturbatory experience, your wants and needs. If they don’t respect that THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR VAGINA.

Basically it comes down to this: if your partner says “it’s normal to bleed the first time,” sit them down and talk to them about what actually happens and how it’s supposed to go. If they respect that, cool. If they don’t, fuck ‘em. Actually no, don’t fuck them, dump their ass and find someone who doesn’t subscribe to the belief that anything as lovely and intimate as your first time having sex has to hurt.

This is a basic patriarchal myth to both scare women from having sex, as well as contribute to the laziness of men in terms of making sex enjoyable for their female partners.

Sex never has to hurt. And don’t you dare let anyone tell you that it fucking has to.

If you have health problems that legitimately make vaginal intercourse hurt, there are a billion other things you can do with your partner, and you should communicate your health issues to every single partner. Again, if they respect that, rock on. If they don’t, tell them ‘adios’ and leave the bedroom.

even more information about the hymen

(Source: candidlycara)

ikimaru:

"And one day we will find a way
towards this distant golden age
THE CRIES OF WAR WILL SOUND THE DAY
WE STAND BEFORE THE DAWN OF A NEW WORLD!

I jUSt.. really wanted put as much of the story in one picture as I could

we’ve come so far guys! ;v;

full version! tumblr resizing strikes again

wendythang:

image

happy birthday you giant dweeb

skanaia:

did i ever show u guys this its a wip and its been hella fun to do

davediddlystrider:

This is the full image of my Grimdark Rose picture that I’ll be giving to my grandmother.

octibbles:

itsatriplemurderjawn:

octibbles:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

This crayon this fucking crayon look at this it’s going to get 10,000 fucking notes holy shit I made a crayon famous on the internet this crayon is going to be an internet celebrity this little waxy piece of shit I’m so proud I’m gonna dig it out of the crayon bin in art class tomorrow and draw a fantastic portrait with it to commemorate this moment and also to see what color the thing actually is this is my favorite crayon I love this ugly little thing holy fuck

i wanna see that portrait

This was the portrait

it’s not fantastic like I said it’d be but it turns out radical carrot is actually kind of a pretty color